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Just your everyday problems.

did he just drop his phone on his fucking baby
done with the infomercials tag

the baby i’m gonna cry

well why the fuck would you touch pasta that was in boiling water?

Reblog again

the girl tho shes all like “o M G jimmy what the fuck did you do my CRAYONS YOU HOESLUT”

I don’t touch my pasta anymore because I cook it so much I just know when it’s awesome…but the point of touching the pasta is to pick one strand out and check the consistency of how cooked the noodle is, she just wasn’t hardcore enough to fight that second of pain, or use a damn noodle scooper

GUYSGUYSGUYSTHIS IS HUGE FOR ME PLEASE

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forgottenwinterfrost:

MY MOM SAID IF THIS GETS 500,000 NOTES SHE WILL FINALLY CALL ME “KHYLE” AND REFER TO ME AS HER SON PLEASE THIS IS A HUGE STEP FOR ME AND HER

This is still important, right guys? I think so. 

This isn’t just a fluffy chicken thing…..,someone wants there mother to accept them……this is fuking huge

guys c’mon how does this not have more notes?! LETS MAKE THIS HAPPEN

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